11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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