That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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