i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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