Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
