that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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