Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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