shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
