He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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