Tell her she can't have a vagina
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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