I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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