There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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