Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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