and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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