That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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