Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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