a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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