Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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