Im at strip club and am horny
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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you didnt know i had herpes?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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