I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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