Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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