Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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