you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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