I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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