On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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