Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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