Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
only you would photoshop your dick
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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