just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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