enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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