He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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She told me I should be a condom model.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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