i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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