Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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