I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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