I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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