i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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