Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Floor bacon is actually really good
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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