People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My ass is underappreciated
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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