I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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