So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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