awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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