gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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