My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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