I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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