Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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