she was so not down for the gang bang
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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