you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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