What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Everclear isn't food dammit
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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