Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Randomize
