Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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