Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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