My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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