what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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