But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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