stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
