Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
